S#!t My Kid Says...

Nico's always been a funny child, but lately, his ability to amuse us has reached an all-time high. He's constantly saying things that crack us up. Sometimes these little gems are on purpose, but for the most part, they're totally unintentional, which makes them even that much more humorous. The other day while at H&M, waiting for the family dressing room, he said something that completely killed us. It was so funny that I had to share it here, with you guys.

As is the case with most of these stores (at least the ones I've been to), the lingerie section is located right next to the dressing rooms. Well, while we were waiting, he decided to peruse the bras, only he apparently didn't know what these contraptions were. He spent a few seconds studying them before yelling out "look at all the butt cheek pants, mama!". I mean, what do you even say to that?! It didn't stop there, though. He continued to say it over and over and over again. And despite our best efforts of keeping it together, Dan and I both lost it. I'm pretty sure we died right there in the store. And because my kid is quite loud (much like his mama), everyone else in line heard him, too, and died right along with us. One lady even said "now there's an idea!". And I have to agree, he may just be onto something.

Nico groping the "butt cheek pants" (sorry for the low pic quality - taken w/ my phone)